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August 26, 2004


Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Two of'em little and two of'em big
They danced all night at the pig town jig

The two that were little were just half grown
The two that were big were big as a barn
Big as a barn, tall as a tree
Take'em on down to the factory

Slice'em into bacon, cut'em into ham
Chop'em into hotdogs, squeeze'em into Spam
Throw their little eyes out in the rain
Pickle their feet and scramble their brain

Here's a little song about two wet pigs
Leanin' on the slop trough smokin' their cigs
Hopin' to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the pig town jig

Posted by Jeff at August 26, 2004 12:36 AM


Okay, fine, I've been sandbagging on your blog for awhile. Hell, I've even linked it on my blog so I can visit often.

But this poem is freakin' hilarious. And I love how you cut to the chase on political issues.

Posted by: Jeanette at August 26, 2004 11:16 AM

Jeanette: It's actually a song that I learned as a child while vacationing in the Ozarks in Missouri (or, possibly, on Casper Mountain in Wyoming).

(By the way, gotta love cats!)

Posted by: Jeff at September 1, 2004 03:33 PM

Its an actual song lol.. I have it on tape and I want to get it on CD but I cant find it.

Posted by: brittany at July 21, 2005 01:01 PM

I found this song by Bryan Bower on an album called Home, Home on the Road. It's on Amazon.

Posted by: Jan at December 29, 2006 06:45 AM

Well, I see you have posted the Pig Town Jig. Where did YOU find it and what copywrite information do you have about it? TreeStone

Posted by: TreeStone at March 29, 2010 11:31 AM

I heard it on Dr. Demento about 25 years ago. I think he was playing an old 78 record. Good luck!

Posted by: anodean at April 19, 2010 12:06 PM

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